1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
Tori
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
4. It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
reif – hawaii
5. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass’.
Dave H – Hayward CA
6. I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan – Victoria, BC
7. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
Derek – Arizona
8. I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
9. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Sammy – Ottawa
10. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
