The Best collection of extremely funny Animal Jokes.
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He puts them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. There’s an awkward silence so the bartender tries to make small talk with the ducks. He asks the first duck, …
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Q. Where do they get virgin wool? A. Ugly sheep. Q. What’s worse than finding a worm in the apple you’re eating? A. Finding half a worm. Q. What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A. Rhesus Pieces. Q. Why do dogs lick their balls? A. Because they can. …
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Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a …
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