Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: SPOT Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: Yeah she missed Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A: Pregnant Q: What do you call seven blonde floating in water? A: An air …
Category Archive: Blonde Jokes
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Blond Funny Jokes
1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! 2. Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. 3. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. 4. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. …
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Blond Jokes (2)
How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? Tell her a joke on Monday. Three blondes are hiking through the forest when they find some tracks. The first blonde says “They’re deer tracks.” The second blonde says “They’re bear tracks.” The third blonde says “They’re wolfs tracks.” Then a train hits them. A blonde …
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She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
….she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. ….she thought a quarterback was a refund. ….she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order. ….she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. ….she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. ….she thought General Motors was in the army. …
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Blonde Medical Terminology
Anally — occurring yearly Artery — study of paintings Bacteria — back door of cafeteria Barium — what doctors do when treatment fails Bowel — letter like A.E.I.O.U Caesarian section — district in Rome Cat scan — searching for kitty Cauterize — Made eye contact with her Colic — sheep dog Coma — a punctuation …
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Blonde Jokes(1)
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: SPOT Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: Yeah she missed Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A: Pregnant Q: What do you call seven blonde floating in water? A: An air …
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Dumb Blond Jokes!!
1)Q:What is the first thing a blond does when they wake up? A:They go home. 2)Q:What is the difference between a telephone and a blond? A:It’s thirty-five cents to use the phone. 3)Q:What does a good basketball team have in common with a bad basketball team, a group of men and a blond? A:Everyone scores. …
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Blonde Jokes II
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver’s window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, “Pull over!” at the top of his lungs. “No!” the blonde …
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Blonde at Football Game
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: “Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don’t understand.” “What did you not understand ?” And …
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