7:30 am Wakeup and lie awake in Bed 7:31am Realize you spent $18 on last night’s dinner, means no eating out for the next 6 weeks 7:45am Ready to go to school, will shave tommorrow, will eat early brunch at (Denny’s /Penny’s /Lenny’s /Dinko’s whatever cafeteria). 8:03am Arrive at school Realize King Kong Pong (chinese …
Category Archive: College Jokes
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College Jokes 2
A young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. “Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.” She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor …
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THINGS TEACHERS WOULD LOVE TO WRITE ON A STUDENT’S REPORT CARD… BUT CAN’T
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has starte to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. This student has delusions of adequacy. 4. This student is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 5. This student sets low standards and then consistently fails to achieve …
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IT PAYS TO STUDY
After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud’s trailer house, Bud asked, “What is the usual tip?” “Well,” replied the youth, “this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I’ll be doing great.” “Is that so?” snorted Bud. “Well, just to show them …
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GENEROUS STUDENTS
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of singles and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a …
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