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Banta and Ram Lai were working on a roof, when Banta slipped and fell to the ground. Ram Lai leaned over and called out: ‘You dead or alive, Banta?’ ‘Alive,’ moaned Banta. ‘You’re a liar. I don’t know whether to believe you or not,’ said Ram Lai. ‘Then I must be dead,’ said Banta, ‘because …
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: “I’ve heard enough …
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One rainy night, a taxi driver spots an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolls to a stop, a figure leaps into the cab and slams the door. Checking his rear view mirror, he is startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat. “Where to?” …
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A man falls asleep on the beach under the mid-day sun and suffers severe sunburn to his legs. He’s taken to hospital and by the time he gets there his skin has turned bright red. Anything that touches his legs causes him tremendous pain. The doctor takes a long look at him and then prescribes: …
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A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in two’s for the day. That night one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight point buck. “Where’s Henry?” “Henry had a stroke of some kind. He’s a couple of miles back up the trail.” “You left Henry laying out …
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And he said to them, “Which of you who has a friend will go to him at midnight and say to him, `Friend, lend me three loaves; for a friend of mine has arrived on a journey, and I have nothing to set before him’; and he will answer from within, `Do not bother me; …
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A good recipe for a contented life.. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD HAVE… ..one old love she can imagine going back to… and one who reminds her how far she has come… ..enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to and needs to… ..something …
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A man falls asleep on the beach under the mid-day sun and suffers severe sunburn to his legs. He’s taken to hospital and by the time he gets there his skin has turned bright red. Anything that touches his legs causes him tremendous pain. The doctor takes a long look at him and then prescribes: …
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10. Back off Barney, I’ve got a piece. 9. Wanta race to the station, Sparky? 8. I know I was weaving, but I can’t find the Honeycomb Hideout! 7. On the way to the station let’s get a twelve pack. 6. You’ll never get those cuffs on me…You Jerk! 5. Come on write the damn …
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