An Englishman, an American, and a Sardarji were called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman said, T think I can empty 20 bottles of beer.’ BUZZZZZ went the lie detector. ‘OK,’ he said, ’10 bottles.’ And the machine was silent. , . The American said, ‘I think I can eat 15 hamburgers.’ BUZZZZZ …
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Funny Jokes “OH GOD!”
OH GOD! A disciple went to his Guru asking for tips to attain enlightenment. The Guru advised, ‘Take a mala (rosary) and go up into the Himalayas and meditate.’ The disciple went away. Several months later, the Guru paid him a visit and asked, ‘How do you like it up here in the snows?’ ‘Just …
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A poor woman
A poor woman had just gone through her second divorce. Her first husband had left her for another woman, and her second husband has beaten her and she needed to get a restraining order on him. So she decided that this time around she was going to do things right. She placed an ad in …
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Bride
A nervous young bride becomes irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimands him severely. “I demand proper manners in bed,” she shouts, “just as I do at the dinner table.” Amused by his wife’s formality, the groom smoothes his rumpled hair and climbs quietly between the sheets. “Is that better?” …
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Silly Job ads
Wanted Insurance loss adjuster. Apply to Mr. Risk Wanted alcoholics anonymous manager. Apply to Mustafa Beer Wanted Curtain maker. Contact Mrs. Sash Wanted Rabbit hutch repairman. Applications to Warren. Wanted Golf course grounds man See Mr Green.
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Irish Funny Joke
Paddy and Paddy,two Irishmen have just bought two pigs. They take them home and then Paddy realises: – Paddy, we got twoo fookin’ pigs now, but how in the name of Jessus are we gonna tell which one is which? – Ahh, ‘ll be allright — says Paddy — I’ll cut me pig’s left ear …
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A couple of women
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward four men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the …
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2 drinkin buddies funny joke
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I …
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Present Simple. Funny Jokes
1. The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn’t. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. 2. A man goes to the doctor …
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A Grad Student emotional check-list
7:30am Wakeup and lie awake in Bed 7:31am Realize you spent $18 on last night’s dinner, means no eating out for the next 6 weeks 7:45 am Ready to go to school, will shave tommorrow, will eat early brunch at (Denny’s/Penny’s/Lenny’s/Dinko’s whatever cafeteria). 8:03 am Arrive at school Realize King Kong Pong (chinese officemate) arrived …
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