Q. Did you hear bout the scientist who was experimenting with rats? A. He switched to lawyers so he wouldn’t form an emotional attachment. Q. What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A. A Doberman Pinscher. Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a snake, dead on the highway? A. …
Category Archive: Lawyer Jokes
These guys had it coming to them. Many of us have had run-ins with lawyers and will easily be able to relate to this grand collection of lawyer jokes. It’s lawyer humor at its very best.
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Lawyer One-Liners
What do lawyers use for birth control? * Their personalities. What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? * A tick falls off of you when you die. Why does the law society prohibit s$x between lawyers and their clients? * To prevent clients from being billed twice for what is essentially the …
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Witness Interviews Gone Bad
Here are some actual exchanges between lawyers and witnesses in the court room. Perhaps they ain’t so bright after all. 1. “Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?” 2. “The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?” 3. …
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