Category Archive: Light Bulb Jokes

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Lost my sense of humor

A couple astrologer friends and my parents and my sister and I were sitting around one night, under the influence of really good coffee and even better chocolate cheesecake, and we made up the following: How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes a hell of a …

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Light Bulb Funny Jokes

Q: How many valley girls does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to open the diet Pepsi, the 2nd to call daddy. Q. How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two. But they have to be very, VERY, small! Q. How many people from California …

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Lightbulb Jokes of the Zodiac

How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb? They changed it already. How many Taurians does it take to change a lightbulb? Taurus gets bulbs that don’t need changing. How many Gemini does it take to change a lightbulb? At least two to take out the old bulb, two to shop for a …

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Jokes of the Zodiac

How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb? They changed it already. How many Taurians does it take to change a lightbulb? Taurus gets bulbs that don’t need changing. How many Gemini does it take to change a lightbulb? At least two to take out the old bulb, two to shop for a …

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How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws.) A: Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn’t …

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “Lawyer,” and the party of the second part, also known as “Light Bulb,” do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously …

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Light Bulb Jokes

Q: How many gardeners does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to change it and two to have a debate about whether this is the right time of year to be putting in lightbulbs or daffodil bulbs. A: Just one. The new light bulbs are just as easy to change as …

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