Category Archive: Long Jokes

A collection of jokes. Funny Long Jokes.

NO INSIDE JOKES?

Unless you are an etymologist, reading the Bible is useless and a waste of time.  Who knows what words meant 2000 years ago?  Words evolve just as human kind does.  (Ancient Hebrew had no vowels; they were added later, Greek too evolved over the years. Why is it that the bible is devoid of humor?  …

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WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY

I woke up early feeling a little depressed because it was my birthday and thought, Another year older, but decided to make the best of it. So I showered and shaved, knowing when I went down to breakfast, my wife would greet me with a big kiss and say “Happy Birthday, dear”. All smiles, I …

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I hate it when you leave

I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go. When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? …. When she starts with “My husband said…” One chicken to an other: are you tokkin’ to me? Man says to his wife : Let me take a …

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LONG SHEEP JOKES

Traveling sales walks to a house in the country and asks little boy where his mother is? He say’s: out back fucking them Ram, the salesman responds: You shouldn’t things like that about your mother! And the salesman walks to the back yard and sure enough here was the boy’s mother down on her hands …

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