Hillary Clinton and Janet Reno were having one of those girl-to-girl talks, and Hillary said to Janet, “You’re lucky that you don’t have to put up with men having s*x with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker.” Janet responded, “Just because I …
Category Archive: Political Jokes
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Political Jokes (1)
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer, who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in to try out for the job. “Okay,” the sheriff drawled, “Gomer, what is 1 and 1?” “11″ he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but he’s right. What …
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Rules Of Washington
If it’s worth fighting for, it’s worth fighting dirty for. Don’t lie, cheat or steal…unnecessarily. There is always one more son of a bitch than you counted on. An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. Chicken little only has to be right once. “NO” is …
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Cows & Politics Explained
A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what? AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has …
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HOME TRUTHS ON AIR FORCE ONE
Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.” Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and …
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Where Osama Bin Lden Has Been Hiding
Pentagon officials now believe they have been unable to locate Osama Bin Laden because he has found a place in which to hide where: 1) it is easy to get in if you have the money; 2) no one will recognize or remember you; 3) no one will realize that you have disappeared; 4) no …
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