1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. Use CB lingo where applicable. 4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. 5. Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this …
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1. How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket. 2. In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes. 3. If you wear a blindfold at the shooting range, you won’t know what you’re missing. Bob – Corvallis, OR 4. Those who get too big for their britches will be …
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1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. Tori 3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now. 4. It’s not that the man did not know how to …
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