A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the priest moves closer …
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A RELIGOUS VIEW OF LIFE
Taoism: Shit Happens. Confucianism: Confucius Say, “Shit Happens.” Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit. Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit happened before. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. Judaism: Why …
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M I S C . R E L I G I O U S :
Q. What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. Q. Why didn’t Jesus get into college? A. He got hung up on his boards. Q. What do you call a Nun with a s#x change? A. A “Transister” Q. What do a …
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There were these three nuns
There were these three nuns that were killed in a traffic accident, and immediately sent to the Pearly Gates. As St. Peter was looking over their files, he said, “You ladies have been very good, but before I can let you in, you have to answer a question.” So he asks the first nun, “What …
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Never Fall Asleep In Church
One day Mr Jones went to have a talk with the minister at his church. “Reverend,” he said, “I have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It’s very embarrassing. What should I do?” “I have an idea,” said the minister. “Take this pin with you. I’ll be able to tell when …
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A priest was trying to raise money
A priest was trying to raise money for his parish and being told there was good money to be had in horse racing he decided to buy a race horse and run it in local races. However, at the local auction the going price for horses was so high that the priest settled on a …
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And God Created A Sleeping Man
A couple went to church every week, but every week without fail the husband would fall asleep during the sermon. The wife, being embarrassed by her husband’s loud snoring, decided to bring a needle to the next service and poke him when he nodded off. The next week when they were in church the husband, …
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SISTER SUSAN PILES ON THE POUNDS
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. “Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?” he asked. “No, Father. Just a little gas,” Sister Susan explained. A month or so later the priest noticed that she had gained even more weight. “Gaining some …
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THE RETIRED PREACHER
A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard work. Needing a lawn mower, he headed into town to buy one. On the way he saw a sign advertising a lawn mower for sale. He stopped at the house and a young lad came out to greet …
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FOUR CATHOLIC LADIES
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic woman chirps, “My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ‘Your Grace’.” The third Catholic woman says smugly, “My …
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