Tauren warrior, a Blood Elf priest and a Forsaken warlock are captured by the Alliance during a raid. All are sentenced to the “march of death.”They are taken to Tanaris, striped down to a lion cloth and told that they must make their way across the desert to Gadgetzan. If they die, so be it, …
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Greek Economy Is So Bad …
Gov. Charlie Crist of Florida is leaving the Republican Party. Apparently he can’t support the state’s tough new immigration law empowering the police to stop and question anyone not wearing a white belt and white shoes. – Bill Williams, Portland, Ore. According to the Census Bureau, about 72 percent of United States households have completed …
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Save money!
A man worked hard all of his life and had saved his money. In fact, he loved money so much that just before he died, he asked his wife to “Put the money in the casket with me, because I want to take it with me to the afterlife.” His wife made a solemn promise …
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Really funny jokes
Estelle begged me to perform oral s*x on her. “Nino, it’s time to feast on the yeast — go south with the mouth — eat at the Y.” I went down and that thing was rancid — I mean it was nasty! Finally, she broke wind and I said “Thanks for the fresh air!”: Question: …
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Mini funny jokes
Bill and Hillary Clinton were out for a walk, when Hillary exclaimed, “Bill, I used to date that man!” Realizing that she was pointing to a gas jockey, Bill exclaimed, “Wow, just think, you could have been married to a gas jockey!” Hillary’s answer? “Actually Bill, just think – that man could have been President …
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Joke funny
Question: What did the policeman say to the condom? Answer: Cover me — I’m goin’ in! : Doctor to se*y female patient: What’s the problem? She removes her shirt. Doctor sees backward letter “P” on her chest. Doc: What happened? She: My boyfriend and I made love last night. He wore a letter sweater. He …
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8 things you will never hear a woman say
8. What do you mean it’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch tv. 6. ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyy tooooooo big! 5.Can our relationship get a little more physical? I’m tired of being just friends. 4. Honey, does this outfit make my but look to small? …
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Short Jokes
‘Short jokes and funny jokes for fun and humor’ Girl: Do you know, why were females created before males? Boy: Because god needed a rough funny draft before the final copy! ______ John: Can you tell me the good way to remember wife’s birthday? Smith: It’s very easy, Just forget it once! ______ Man: My …
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Clean One Liners
What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup! A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way… Why don’t aliens eat clowns. Because they taste funny. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh Two snowmen are …
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