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Category Archive: Stupid Jokes
Collection of the most silly stupid jokes on the planet. Jokes so stupid that you just have to laugh at them.
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99 FUNNY JOKES GUARANTEED TO OFFEND ABOUT ANYONE
1. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ? … Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow-job. 2. What do you call a female clown ? … A Clunt 3. What is the difference between a nigger and a tyre ? … Tyres don’t sing when you put chains on …
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Yo mama’s so STUPID
she got hit by a parked car she looks for the Sunday paper on Tuesdays she put your puppy in the oven to make a hot dog she bought a solar-powered flashlight she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses /water-proof teabag/wheelchair with pedals she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W’s she thought Taco …
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Yo mama’s so UGLY
your daddy takes her to work so he doesn’t need to kiss her goodbye she makes blind kids cry when she threw a boomerang, it wouldn’t come back the psychiatrist makes her lie face-down when she passes by your bathroom, the toilet flushes when she gets up, the sun goes down when she was born, …
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STUPID JOKES
Why do morons like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture. Why did it take the moron an hour to eat breakfast? Because the orange juice carton instructions said Concentrate ! ! What do you do if a moron throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at him. How …
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