Enduring Labor The nurse approached him, smiling. “The labor is going great,” she said. “Wouldn’t you like to come in?” “Oh, no.” The man shook his head. The nurse returned to the mother’s side, and the labor progressed smoothly. As the birth neared, the nurse returned to the man, now pacing frantically in the hall. …
Category Archive: Whatever Jokes
Funny Jokes about whatever. See funny jokes, whatever jokes, and more.
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Save money!
A man worked hard all of his life and had saved his money. In fact, he loved money so much that just before he died, he asked his wife to “Put the money in the casket with me, because I want to take it with me to the afterlife.” His wife made a solemn promise …
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“Moral funny jokes”
Since serious and depressing debates about “joke moral” are not fun, let me terrorize you with another set of jokes, which are guaranteed to be bad and tasteless (but rather funny). Look out: ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³ USEFUL TO KNOW PHRASES ³ ³ WHEN TRAVELING MOSLEM ARAB AREAS ³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ AKBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN “Thank you for …
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Fast Food Jokes
Haven’t you ever had the urge to loose control when ordering that burrito or burger and drink combo? 1. Ask for last month’s specials. 2. Place your order in three different languages if you don’t know any, make them up. 3. When they repeat your order totally change it. Repeat as desired. 4. Order a …
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Italian Spelling
Bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting in front of them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I …
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TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED…
10. Conversations often begin with “Put the gun down, and then we can talk”. 9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial. 8. The cat is on Valium. 7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth. 6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to …
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Today funny jokes 04.11
Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Raymond, decide to go on a picnic. So Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is 10 miles away, so the turtles take 10 whole days to get there. By the time they do arrive, everyone’s exhausted. Joe takes the …
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A Male Driver’s Observation:
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and flipped the woman off. “Man, that …
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Steroid Breast Stroke
A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates about using steroids. She claimed that she was going to quit taking them because she was growing hair in scary places. When her friend asked her where the hair was growing, she replied, “On my nuts.”
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