Abibliophobia The fear of running out of reading material. Absquatulate To leave or abscond with something. Allegator Some who alleges. Anencephalous Lacking a brain. Argle-bargle A loud row or quarrel. Batrachomyomachy Making a mountain out of a molehill. Billingsgate Loud, raucous profanity. Bloviate To speak pompously or brag. Blunderbuss A gun with a flared muzzle …
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Top 20 Cool Things About a Car That Goes Faster Than the Speed of Light
20 Sleep ’til noon. Still get to work by 8:00am! 19 Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green. 18 Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states. 17 Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song. 16 Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking keep bugging you to carpool. 15 No …
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