1. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ? … Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow-job. 2. What do you call a female clown ? … A Clunt 3. What is the difference between a nigger and a tyre ? … Tyres don’t sing when you put chains on …
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Today funny jokes 14.11
Taxi One rainy night, a taxi driver spots an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolls to a stop, a figure leaps into the cab and slams the door. Checking his rear view mirror, he is startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat. “Where …
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Today funny jokes 23.10
8 things you will never hear a woman say; 8. What do you mean it’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch tv. 6. ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyy tooooooo big! 5.Can our relationship get a little more physical? I’m tired of being just friends. 4. Honey, …
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Today funny jokes 21.10
This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place and he takes a seat at the bar next to another guy. “This is a nice place, I’ve never been here,” the first guy says. “Oh really?” the other replies, …
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Clean One Liners
What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup! A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way… Why don’t aliens eat clowns. Because they taste funny. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh Two snowmen are …
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THE COMPUTER PROGRAMMER
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back …
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I Could Use a Little Money
Dear Father, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply �an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on. After receiving his son’s …
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