Banta and Ram Lai were working on a roof, when Banta slipped and fell to the ground. Ram Lai leaned over and called out: ‘You dead or alive, Banta?’ ‘Alive,’ moaned Banta. ‘You’re a liar. I don’t know whether to believe you or not,’ said Ram Lai. ‘Then I must be dead,’ said Banta, ‘because …
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Did you hear that Dahmer was convicted of something else? Selling ARMS to Iraq! A neighbor of Jeffrey Dahmer’s came to him to ask for some lettuce. “I’ve got a couple of heads in the freezer,” he replied Jeffrey Dahmer had to move out of his apartment recently… He didn’t have enough ELBOW room… But …
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In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, “Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous..or what?” “Not at all, …
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A guy walks into a bar holding a little turtle. One of the turtle’s eyes is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender says, “What’s wrong with your turtle?” The guy says, “Nothing. This turtle is very fast. Go and stand …
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Q: Why did the owl, owl? A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er! Q: What is a polygon? A: A dead parrot! Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera? A: The parrots of Penzance! Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A: A firequaker! Q: What is a …
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