A man had a bad case of stuttering. He went to many doctors over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor said to him “I believe I found the reason for your stuttering”. The man asked, “Wha.. wha.. wha..what is my pro.. pro.. problem.” The doctor replied, “Your penis is …
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I woke up early feeling a little depressed because it was my birthday and thought, Another year older, but decided to make the best of it. So I showered and shaved, knowing when I went down to breakfast, my wife would greet me with a big kiss and say “Happy Birthday, dear”. All smiles, I …
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A husband and wife decided they needed to use “a code” to indicate that they wanted to have s#x without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word “typewriter.” One day the husband tells his fiveyear- old daughter, “Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter.” The child tells …
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One day little Johnny came home from school and asked his mom about curting. Flustered, she replied, “Tonight go watch your sister when she comes home with her boyfriend. That’s courting.” The next day, Johnny tells his mother what happened. “Well, Sis and her boyfriend came home last night and sat on the couch. They …
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she got hit by a parked car she looks for the Sunday paper on Tuesdays she put your puppy in the oven to make a hot dog she bought a solar-powered flashlight she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses /water-proof teabag/wheelchair with pedals she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W’s she thought Taco …
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A priest was trying to raise money for his parish and being told there was good money to be had in horse racing he decided to buy a race horse and run it in local races. However, at the local auction the going price for horses was so high that the priest settled on a …
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