Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? A: Because when the dragged them by the feet, they filled up with dirt. Q: What do 40 battered women have in common ? A: They don’t listen. Q. How come no one ever came up with any jokes about the Jonestown incident? A. The …
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Kiss me where it smells funny
And now ladies and gentlemen, here’s the event you’ve all been waiting for. You came twice last year like a Sears catalog ‘Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg Well now you’re seeing me but soon I’ll have you seein’ God ‘Cause girl I’ll get you pantin’ like you’re Pavlov’s dog Like a …
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Mini funny jokes
Bill and Hillary Clinton were out for a walk, when Hillary exclaimed, “Bill, I used to date that man!” Realizing that she was pointing to a gas jockey, Bill exclaimed, “Wow, just think, you could have been married to a gas jockey!” Hillary’s answer? “Actually Bill, just think – that man could have been President …
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Blonde Jokes II
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver’s window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, “Pull over!” at the top of his lungs. “No!” the blonde …
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Short Jokes
‘Short jokes and funny jokes for fun and humor’ Girl: Do you know, why were females created before males? Boy: Because god needed a rough funny draft before the final copy! ______ John: Can you tell me the good way to remember wife’s birthday? Smith: It’s very easy, Just forget it once! ______ Man: My …
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Rules Of Washington
If it’s worth fighting for, it’s worth fighting dirty for. Don’t lie, cheat or steal…unnecessarily. There is always one more son of a bitch than you counted on. An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. Chicken little only has to be right once. “NO” is …
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Witness Interviews Gone Bad
Here are some actual exchanges between lawyers and witnesses in the court room. Perhaps they ain’t so bright after all. 1. “Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?” 2. “The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?” 3. …
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