Paddy and Paddy,two Irishmen have just bought two pigs. They take them home and then Paddy realises: – Paddy, we got twoo fookin’ pigs now, but how in the name of Jessus are we gonna tell which one is which? – Ahh, ‘ll be allright — says Paddy — I’ll cut me pig’s left ear …
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ONE DEFAULT THING TO DO IN ANY SITUATION
One of the concepts that I really think is valuable to get a handle on is called “Always have one default thing to do in every common situation.” It’s amazing to me when I watch a guy interacting with a woman, and everything is going well… and then it’s time for him to either step …
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Erica’s Blonde Jokes
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: SPOT Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: Yeah she missed Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A: Pregnant Q: What do you call seven blonde floating in water? A: An air …
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TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS…
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 6. You’re using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, “How’s my driving? Call …
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Funny Quotes
“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it’s such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.” –Ellen DeGeneres “I’ve been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That’s where I wake up, take a hit …
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A good recipe for a contented life..
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD HAVE… ..one old love she can imagine going back to… and one who reminds her how far she has come… ..enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to and needs to… ..something perfect to wear if the employer or …
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Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the woman cross the road? That’s not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen What do you do if your dishwasher quits working? Kick her in the ass. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her …
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