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TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX…..

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you so me. 6. …

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Bad Case of the Stutters

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A man had a bad case of stuttering. He went to many doctors over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor said to him “I believe I found the reason for your stuttering”. The man asked, “Wha.. wha.. wha..what is my pro.. pro.. problem.” The doctor replied, “Your penis is …

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Present Simple. Funny Jokes

1. The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn’t. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. 2. A man goes to the doctor …

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Today funny jokes 26.02

Two men were living on a houseboat. One night, while the men were sleeping, the boat broke loose from its mooring and drifted into the open sea. One of the men got up in the morning before his mate and, going out on deck, noticed there was no land in sight anywhere. Excitedly, he called …

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Just words

A guy goes to a tattoo parlour and asks the owner if he would tattoo the words ‘yes’ and ‘no’ onto his penis. The owner agrees. When the job is complete pays and leaves. That night, the man strips off his pants and shorts, and proudly shows the new tattoo to his wife. “What do …

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Kiss me where it smells funny

And now ladies and gentlemen, here’s the event you’ve all been waiting for. You came twice last year like a Sears catalog ‘Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg Well now you’re seeing me but soon I’ll have you seein’ God ‘Cause girl I’ll get you pantin’ like you’re Pavlov’s dog Like a …

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A priest was trying to raise money

A priest was trying to raise money for his parish and being told there was good money to be had in horse racing he decided to buy a race horse and run it in local races. However, at the local auction the going price for horses was so high that the priest settled on a …

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