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Today funny jokes 20.02

A sales representative, was driving home when he saw a group of young children selling Kool-Aid on a corner in his neighborhood. They had posted the typical hand-scrawled sign over their stand: “Kool-Aid, 10 cents.” The rep was intrigued. He pulled over to the curb. A young man approached and asked if he would like …

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College Jokes 2

A young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. “Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.” She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor …

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Dumb Blond Jokes!!

1)Q:What is the first thing a blond does when they wake up? A:They go home. 2)Q:What is the difference between a telephone and a blond? A:It’s thirty-five cents to use the phone. 3)Q:What does a good basketball team have in common with a bad basketball team, a group of men and a blond? A:Everyone scores. …

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Blonde Jokes I

A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way there about how to pronounce the name of the town. Finally they stopped for lunch. After getting their food, one of the blondes said to the cashier, “Can …

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Joke funny

Question: What did the policeman say to the condom? Answer: Cover me — I’m goin’ in! : Doctor to se*y female patient: What’s the problem? She removes her shirt. Doctor sees backward letter “P” on her chest. Doc: What happened? She: My boyfriend and I made love last night. He wore a letter sweater. He …

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Dog jokes 01

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? A: Because you can’t bury them in trees! Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? A: He was trying to make both ends meet! Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A: A collie-flower! Q: Why do …

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Drunk Giraffe

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He walks up to the bar and takes a seat, the giraffe does the same. The man orders a beer for himself and a double scotch for the giraffe. They both proceed to drink and after a while they order the same again. They continue all …

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England Football Jokes

* Fabio Capello told Wayne Rooney to have a long look at himself in the mirror. Like that’s going to improve his confidence. * I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a poor team we should easily have beaten. I’m ashamed to call myself Algerian. * Police have released the name of the …

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GENEROUS STUDENTS

Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of singles and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a …

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Crazy Making Behavior

Here are some ideas to drive men/women crazy Now, this is only a joke, so don’t try this at home!! MEN: 1. Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. (Hide them well.) 2. Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place. 3. Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a …

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