Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in block #3 of the accident reporting form. I put “Poor Planning” as the cause of my accident. You stated, in your letter, that I should explain more fully, and I trust the following details will be sufficient. I am a bricklayer …
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99 FUNNY JOKES GUARANTEED TO OFFEND ABOUT ANYONE
1. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ? … Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow-job. 2. What do you call a female clown ? … A Clunt 3. What is the difference between a nigger and a tyre ? … Tyres don’t sing when you put chains on …
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ONE DEFAULT THING TO DO IN ANY SITUATION
One of the concepts that I really think is valuable to get a handle on is called “Always have one default thing to do in every common situation.” It’s amazing to me when I watch a guy interacting with a woman, and everything is going well… and then it’s time for him to either step …
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Funny puns
1. How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket. 2. In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes. 3. If you wear a blindfold at the shooting range, you won’t know what you’re missing. Bob – Corvallis, OR 4. Those who get too big for their britches will be …
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Dog Haiku
I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be. Today I sniffed Many dog behinds-I celebrate By kissing your face. I sound the alarm! Paper boy-come to kill us all- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Garbage …
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Adopted Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a …
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THE COMPUTER PROGRAMMER
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back …
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Today funny jokes 04.05
Noel Meyerhof consulted the list he had prepared and chose which item was to be first. As usual, he relied mainly on intuition. He was dwarfed by the machine he faced, though only the smallest portion of the latter was in view. That didn’t matter. He spoke with the offhand confidence of one who thoroughly …
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