A couple astrologer friends and my parents and my sister and I were sitting around one night, under the influence of really good coffee and even better chocolate cheesecake, and we made up the following: How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes a hell of a …
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Today funny jokes 20.02
A sales representative, was driving home when he saw a group of young children selling Kool-Aid on a corner in his neighborhood. They had posted the typical hand-scrawled sign over their stand: “Kool-Aid, 10 cents.” The rep was intrigued. He pulled over to the curb. A young man approached and asked if he would like …
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50 Things To Do In an Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.” 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!” 4. Whistle the first …
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Dumb Blond Jokes!!
1)Q:What is the first thing a blond does when they wake up? A:They go home. 2)Q:What is the difference between a telephone and a blond? A:It’s thirty-five cents to use the phone. 3)Q:What does a good basketball team have in common with a bad basketball team, a group of men and a blond? A:Everyone scores. …
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Blonde Jokes I
A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way there about how to pronounce the name of the town. Finally they stopped for lunch. After getting their food, one of the blondes said to the cashier, “Can …
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Question: What did the policeman say to the condom? Answer: Cover me — I’m goin’ in! : Doctor to se*y female patient: What’s the problem? She removes her shirt. Doctor sees backward letter “P” on her chest. Doc: What happened? She: My boyfriend and I made love last night. He wore a letter sweater. He …
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