Abibliophobia The fear of running out of reading material. Absquatulate To leave or abscond with something. Allegator Some who alleges. Anencephalous Lacking a brain. Argle-bargle A loud row or quarrel. Batrachomyomachy Making a mountain out of a molehill. Billingsgate Loud, raucous profanity. Bloviate To speak pompously or brag. Blunderbuss A gun with a flared muzzle …
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Today funny jokes 10.05
There were three guys at a bar. One was a college student, one was a buisness man and the other was a biker. The student tells the two other men that it was his aniversary and he got his wife a pearl necklace and a trip to the Bahamas “Shit if she doesnt like the …
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Class of funny jokes
Q: What do you call a person who hacks while wearing no clothes? A: A gnudist. Q: What do you call an eligible young hacker? A: Gnubile. Q: What is a hacker’s favorite candy? A: Gnugat. (Though it contains little gnutrition.) Q: What do you call a computer filled with air? A: Gnumatic. Q: What …
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Animal Jokes 3
Q. Where do they get virgin wool? A. Ugly sheep. Q. What’s worse than finding a worm in the apple you’re eating? A. Finding half a worm. Q. What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A. Rhesus Pieces. Q. Why do dogs lick their balls? A. Because they can. …
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ONE DEFAULT THING TO DO IN ANY SITUATION
One of the concepts that I really think is valuable to get a handle on is called “Always have one default thing to do in every common situation.” It’s amazing to me when I watch a guy interacting with a woman, and everything is going well… and then it’s time for him to either step …
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Erica’s Blonde Jokes
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: SPOT Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: Yeah she missed Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A: Pregnant Q: What do you call seven blonde floating in water? A: An air …
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TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS…
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 6. You’re using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, “How’s my driving? Call …
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Funny Jokes 2
Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? A: Because when the dragged them by the feet, they filled up with dirt. Q: What do 40 battered women have in common ? A: They don’t listen. Q. How come no one ever came up with any jokes about the Jonestown incident? A. The …
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M I S C . R E L I G I O U S :
Q. What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. Q. Why didn’t Jesus get into college? A. He got hung up on his boards. Q. What do you call a Nun with a s#x change? A. A “Transister” Q. What do a …
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LAWYERS FUNNY JOKES
Q. Did you hear bout the scientist who was experimenting with rats? A. He switched to lawyers so he wouldn’t form an emotional attachment. Q. What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A. A Doberman Pinscher. Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a snake, dead on the highway? A. …
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