A man had a bad case of stuttering. He went to many doctors over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor said to him “I believe I found the reason for your stuttering”. The man asked, “Wha.. wha.. wha..what is my pro.. pro.. problem.” The doctor replied, “Your penis is …
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1. The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn’t. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. 2. A man goes to the doctor …
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Two men were living on a houseboat. One night, while the men were sleeping, the boat broke loose from its mooring and drifted into the open sea. One of the men got up in the morning before his mate and, going out on deck, noticed there was no land in sight anywhere. Excitedly, he called …
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And now ladies and gentlemen, here’s the event you’ve all been waiting for. You came twice last year like a Sears catalog ‘Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg Well now you’re seeing me but soon I’ll have you seein’ God ‘Cause girl I’ll get you pantin’ like you’re Pavlov’s dog Like a …
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A priest was trying to raise money for his parish and being told there was good money to be had in horse racing he decided to buy a race horse and run it in local races. However, at the local auction the going price for horses was so high that the priest settled on a …
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‘Short jokes and funny jokes for fun and humor’ Girl: Do you know, why were females created before males? Boy: Because god needed a rough funny draft before the final copy! ______ John: Can you tell me the good way to remember wife’s birthday? Smith: It’s very easy, Just forget it once! ______ Man: My …
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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: “Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don’t understand.” “What did you not understand ?” And …
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Pentagon officials now believe they have been unable to locate Osama Bin Laden because he has found a place in which to hide where: 1) it is easy to get in if you have the money; 2) no one will recognize or remember you; 3) no one will realize that you have disappeared; 4) no …
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