One day a blonde walked in a gun shop and bought a gun just in case case her husband attempts to cheat on her. A month goes past and when she arrives from work she finds her husband with another women having s##ual intercourse. The blonde puts the the gun to her own head ”Dont …
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BRICK LAYERS ACCIDENT REPORT
Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in block #3 of the accident reporting form. I put “Poor Planning” as the cause of my accident. You stated, in your letter, that I should explain more fully, and I trust the following details will be sufficient. I am a bricklayer …
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99 FUNNY JOKES GUARANTEED TO OFFEND ABOUT ANYONE
1. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ? … Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow-job. 2. What do you call a female clown ? … A Clunt 3. What is the difference between a nigger and a tyre ? … Tyres don’t sing when you put chains on …
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Funny Jokes 2
Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? A: Because when the dragged them by the feet, they filled up with dirt. Q: What do 40 battered women have in common ? A: They don’t listen. Q. How come no one ever came up with any jokes about the Jonestown incident? A. The …
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Italian Spelling
Bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting in front of them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I …
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Kiss, Kiss …
A married couple are in a terrible accident and the woman’s face is severely burned. The doctor tells the husband that they can’t graft any skin from her body, as she is too skinny. The husband heroically offers to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that is suitable …
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Light Bulb Funny Jokes
Q: How many valley girls does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to open the diet Pepsi, the 2nd to call daddy. Q. How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two. But they have to be very, VERY, small! Q. How many people from California …
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Lightbulb Jokes of the Zodiac
How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb? They changed it already. How many Taurians does it take to change a lightbulb? Taurus gets bulbs that don’t need changing. How many Gemini does it take to change a lightbulb? At least two to take out the old bulb, two to shop for a …
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Really funny jokes
Estelle begged me to perform oral s*x on her. “Nino, it’s time to feast on the yeast — go south with the mouth — eat at the Y.” I went down and that thing was rancid — I mean it was nasty! Finally, she broke wind and I said “Thanks for the fresh air!”: Question: …
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Today funny jokes 23.10
Question: What did the policeman say to the condom? Answer: Cover me — I’m goin’ in! : Doctor to se*y female patient: What’s the problem? She removes her shirt. Doctor sees backward letter “P” on her chest. Doc: What happened? She: My boyfriend and I made love last night. He wore a letter sweater. He …
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