What is small, red and whispers? A hoarse radish! How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch! What vegetable might you find in your basement? Cellar-y! What is green and goes to a summer camp? A Brussels’ scout. Why did the Tomato go out with a prune! Because he couldn’t find a …
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One day a blonde walked in a gun shop and bought a gun just in case case her husband attempts to cheat on her. A month goes past and when she arrives from work she finds her husband with another women having s##ual intercourse. The blonde puts the the gun to her own head ”Dont …
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Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? A: Because when the dragged them by the feet, they filled up with dirt. Q: What do 40 battered women have in common ? A: They don’t listen. Q. How come no one ever came up with any jokes about the Jonestown incident? A. The …
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A married couple are in a terrible accident and the woman’s face is severely burned. The doctor tells the husband that they can’t graft any skin from her body, as she is too skinny. The husband heroically offers to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that is suitable …
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Q: How many valley girls does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to open the diet Pepsi, the 2nd to call daddy. Q. How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two. But they have to be very, VERY, small! Q. How many people from California …
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A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to “enforce the laws pending.” He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, “Looks like you’ve had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?” The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The warden …
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One day Mr Jones went to have a talk with the minister at his church. “Reverend,” he said, “I have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It’s very embarrassing. What should I do?” “I have an idea,” said the minister. “Take this pin with you. I’ll be able to tell when …
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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go. When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? …. When she starts with “My husband said…” One chicken to an other: are you tokkin’ to me? Man says to his wife : Let me take a …
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Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws.) A: Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn’t …
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