Taxi One rainy night, a taxi driver spots an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolls to a stop, a figure leaps into the cab and slams the door. Checking his rear view mirror, he is startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat. “Where …
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Really funny jokes
Estelle begged me to perform oral s*x on her. “Nino, it’s time to feast on the yeast — go south with the mouth — eat at the Y.” I went down and that thing was rancid — I mean it was nasty! Finally, she broke wind and I said “Thanks for the fresh air!”: Question: …
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Today funny jokes 23.10
8 things you will never hear a woman say; 8. What do you mean it’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch tv. 6. ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyy tooooooo big! 5.Can our relationship get a little more physical? I’m tired of being just friends. 4. Honey, …
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Today funny jokes 21.10
This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place and he takes a seat at the bar next to another guy. “This is a nice place, I’ve never been here,” the first guy says. “Oh really?” the other replies, …
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Sweetheart
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart’s younger sister, he went to Nordstrom and bought a pair …
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Funniest Puns and Jokes
1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. Tori 3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now. 4. It’s not that the man did not know how to …
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I Could Use a Little Money
Dear Father, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply �an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on. After receiving his son’s …
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