One day a blonde walked in a gun shop and bought a gun just in case case her husband attempts to cheat on her. A month goes past and when she arrives from work she finds her husband with another women having s##ual intercourse. The blonde puts the the gun to her own head ”Dont …
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Animal Jokes 3
Q. Where do they get virgin wool? A. Ugly sheep. Q. What’s worse than finding a worm in the apple you’re eating? A. Finding half a worm. Q. What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A. Rhesus Pieces. Q. Why do dogs lick their balls? A. Because they can. …
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Funny Jokes 2
Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? A: Because when the dragged them by the feet, they filled up with dirt. Q: What do 40 battered women have in common ? A: They don’t listen. Q. How come no one ever came up with any jokes about the Jonestown incident? A. The …
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Kiss, Kiss …
A married couple are in a terrible accident and the woman’s face is severely burned. The doctor tells the husband that they can’t graft any skin from her body, as she is too skinny. The husband heroically offers to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that is suitable …
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Save money!
A man worked hard all of his life and had saved his money. In fact, he loved money so much that just before he died, he asked his wife to “Put the money in the casket with me, because I want to take it with me to the afterlife.” His wife made a solemn promise …
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Today funny jokes 06.11
Why does a man have a clear conscience? Because it’s never used. Why are men so happy? Because ignorance is bliss. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there. How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking …
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Never Fall Asleep In Church
One day Mr Jones went to have a talk with the minister at his church. “Reverend,” he said, “I have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It’s very embarrassing. What should I do?” “I have an idea,” said the minister. “Take this pin with you. I’ll be able to tell when …
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Doing the Dishes
A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale” sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike …
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I hate it when you leave
I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go. When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? …. When she starts with “My husband said…” One chicken to an other: are you tokkin’ to me? Man says to his wife : Let me take a …
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Chicken jokes 01
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell station Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road? A: Because it was stuck to the chicken! Q: Why did the horse cross the road? A: …
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