One day, a fellow complained to his friend. “My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.” His friend offered, “Don’t do that! There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything, quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose …
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A couple astrologer friends and my parents and my sister and I were sitting around one night, under the influence of really good coffee and even better chocolate cheesecake, and we made up the following: How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes a hell of a …
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A sales representative, was driving home when he saw a group of young children selling Kool-Aid on a corner in his neighborhood. They had posted the typical hand-scrawled sign over their stand: “Kool-Aid, 10 cents.” The rep was intrigued. He pulled over to the curb. A young man approached and asked if he would like …
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1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes.Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. 2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!” 3. If it is a …
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At a mental hospital the staff found some of the patients were gaining weight, so they were put on a diet of a glass of Tab and one apple for lunch. After eating their light lunch, the group would start to sing to everyone else. This became known as the “Moron Tab and Apple Choir”.
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