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L A W Y E R S

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Q. Did you hear bout the scientist who was experimenting with rats? A. He switched to lawyers so he wouldn’t form an emotional attachment. Q. What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A. A Doberman Pinscher. Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a snake, dead on the highway? A. …

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Rednecks Magic Elevator

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A redneck family are visiting a big city for the first time. The father ans son are in the hotel lobby when the spot an elevator. “What’s that Paw?” The boy asked. “I ain’t never did see nothin’ like that in my life” Replied the father. Seconds later an old frail woman walks in the …

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Animal Jokes 3

Q. Where do they get virgin wool? A. Ugly sheep. Q. What’s worse than finding a worm in the apple you’re eating? A. Finding half a worm. Q. What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A. Rhesus Pieces. Q. Why do dogs lick their balls? A. Because they can. …

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Save money!

A man worked hard all of his life and had saved his money. In fact, he loved money so much that just before he died, he asked his wife to “Put the money in the casket with me, because I want to take it with me to the afterlife.” His wife made a solemn promise …

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Today funny jokes 06.11

Why does a man have a clear conscience? Because it’s never used. Why are men so happy? Because ignorance is bliss. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there. How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking …

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Doing the Dishes

A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale” sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike …

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Funny puns

1. How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket. 2. In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes. 3. If you wear a blindfold at the shooting range, you won’t know what you’re missing. Bob – Corvallis, OR 4. Those who get too big for their britches will be …

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