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Today Funny Jokes 22.11

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A young woman walks into a vet’s waiting room. She’s dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit clearly does not want to be there. “Sit, Fluffy,” she says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer’s lap, getting water all over him. “I said sit, now there’s a good …

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Desperate

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Since his wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband decides to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable ‘mistake’ which might happen, for he has been desperate for sex for quite a while now… Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor guy curled up …

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Kill husband

A lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. The pharmacist asks “Ma’am, what do you want with arsenic?” The lady says “To kill my husband.” “I can’t sell you any for that reason,” says the pharmacist. The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of her …

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A Little Girl’s Trick

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A Little Girl’s Trick Posted on February 10, 2008 One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, “Mommy, I got five dollars!” The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from. The little girl replied, ”Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing …

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A poor woman

A poor woman had just gone through her second divorce. Her first husband had left her for another woman, and her second husband has beaten her and she needed to get a restraining order on him. So she decided that this time around she was going to do things right. She placed an ad in …

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WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY

I woke up early feeling a little depressed because it was my birthday and thought, Another year older, but decided to make the best of it. So I showered and shaved, knowing when I went down to breakfast, my wife would greet me with a big kiss and say “Happy Birthday, dear”. All smiles, I …

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2 drinkin buddies funny joke

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I …

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