A couple astrologer friends and my parents and my sister and I were sitting around one night, under the influence of really good coffee and even better chocolate cheesecake, and we made up the following: How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes a hell of a …
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Today funny jokes 20.02
A sales representative, was driving home when he saw a group of young children selling Kool-Aid on a corner in his neighborhood. They had posted the typical hand-scrawled sign over their stand: “Kool-Aid, 10 cents.” The rep was intrigued. He pulled over to the curb. A young man approached and asked if he would like …
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Tell me is it really true This feelin’ that I feel for you Your own kind of lovin’ That makes me think Nothing could ever take the place of you And it’s so funny funny What you do, honey, honey What you do, what you mean to me And you know, honey, honey Though it’s …
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Today funny jokes 27.10
Queation: What’s the difference between like and love? Answer: Spit and swallow! : Question: What’s the difference between spit and swallow? Answer: (place your hand behind the neck of the person you are telling the joke to, pull their head toward you) Oh, about fourty pounds of pressure! : A Jewish couple marry and enjoy …
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English Translations By Gender
Women’s English: Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry We need = I want It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You will pay for this later We need to talk = I want to complain Sure, …
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