Did you hear that Dahmer was convicted of something else? Selling ARMS to Iraq! A neighbor of Jeffrey Dahmer’s came to him to ask for some lettuce. “I’ve got a couple of heads in the freezer,” he replied Jeffrey Dahmer had to move out of his apartment recently… He didn’t have enough ELBOW room… But …
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Tennis Balls
Whilst jogging in the park a man finds a brand new tennis ball, and seeing no one around it might belong to, he slips it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stops at the pedestrian crossing. While waiting for the lights to change, a girl standing next to him …
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There were these three nuns
There were these three nuns that were killed in a traffic accident, and immediately sent to the Pearly Gates. As St. Peter was looking over their files, he said, “You ladies have been very good, but before I can let you in, you have to answer a question.” So he asks the first nun, “What …
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Ten things NOT to say to a cop when you’re pulled over.
10. Back off Barney, I’ve got a piece. 9. Wanta race to the station, Sparky? 8. I know I was weaving, but I can’t find the Honeycomb Hideout! 7. On the way to the station let’s get a twelve pack. 6. You’ll never get those cuffs on me…You Jerk! 5. Come on write the damn …
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TECH JOKES
Ten reasons you know you’re living in 2009 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. …
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Bird jokes 01
Q: Why did the owl, owl? A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er! Q: What is a polygon? A: A dead parrot! Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera? A: The parrots of Penzance! Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A: A firequaker! Q: What is a …
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Caterpillar jokes
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day? Turns over a new leaf! What is the definition of a caterpillar? A worm in a fur coat! What has stripes and pulls a tractor? A caterpillar tractor! What does a cat go to sleep on? A caterpillow! What’s green and dangerous? A caterpillar with a …
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Golf Ball Hunt
One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball. The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he …
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